Anonymous said: Macaulay Culkin would play the rake, right?

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

Dude it’s like you don’t even know me at all

No

The Rake would be played by Dwayne Johnson, who would then be forced to take up the title Dwayne “The Rake” Johnson.

sanguinarusblaze:

anyone else notice it?

14 Sep 2014 Reblogged from sanguinarusblaze
pastaheadcanons:

fucKING CHRIST -Kitt-chan

Interesting

pastaheadcanons:

fucKING CHRIST -Kitt-chan

Interesting

13 Sep 2014 Reblogged from pastaheadcanons
triggerlocke:

The Rake by ~who-fan96

triggerlocke:

The Rake by ~who-fan96

12 Sep 2014 Reblogged from triggerlocke
pika-brew:

Which Silent Hill game is this from??

pika-brew:

Which Silent Hill game is this from??

12 Sep 2014 Reblogged from pika-brew
naomisarts:

Rake By Me
waa… wAAAAAHHHHHH WOOOOAHH! This even scared me a lil… and i find Rake to be the cutest monster in da world! I’m… surprised by this unknown talent! I thought i would never figure out how to create scary pictures. 

naomisarts:

Rake By Me

waa… wAAAAAHHHHHH WOOOOAHH! This even scared me a lil… and i find Rake to be the cutest monster in da world! I’m… surprised by this unknown talent! I thought i would never figure out how to create scary pictures. 

11 Sep 2014 Reblogged from theeccentricelli
themcfilmproductions:

Who wouldn’t want a The Rake poster for there Home Theater?!?
In other The Rake News and extended edition has been submitted to the 2014 Salt Lake Comic Con Film Festival

themcfilmproductions:

Who wouldn’t want a The Rake poster for there Home Theater?!?

In other The Rake News and extended edition has been submitted to the 2014 Salt Lake Comic Con Film Festival

sonnetlx:

Rake
The Rake is a creature, believed to be an alien, who little is known of. It attacks humans, and often causes them to commit suicide. The Rake usually makes his appearances during night time. The Rake is commonly described as looking like a naked man, or hairless dog, with it’s spine bent as if it had been hit by a car. It is usually a pale grey and has hollow eyes as mentioned before. Oddly enough, some people report it as being a more sandy color, perhaps because of the recent devouring of a victim. Also, some witnesses say it has claw-like fingers, and some say it’s hands are normal, like a human’s.(Read more)

sonnetlx:

Rake

The Rake is a creature, believed to be an alien, who little is known of. It attacks humans, and often causes them to commit suicide. The Rake usually makes his appearances during night time. The Rake is commonly described as looking like a naked man, or hairless dog, with it’s spine bent as if it had been hit by a car. It is usually a pale grey and has hollow eyes as mentioned before. Oddly enough, some people report it as being a more sandy color, perhaps because of the recent devouring of a victim. Also, some witnesses say it has claw-like fingers, and some say it’s hands are normal, like a human’s.
(Read more)

9 Sep 2014 Reblogged from sonnetlx
thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

thebloggerbloggerfun:

teafortrouble:

eteo:

fall-for-nothing:

trickster-eridan:

buttpilgrim:

scientificperfection:

kittiesinthemorning:

I just don’t understand how this happened. But here’s a picture of a lemon from my backyard

WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK

when life gives yoǘ̻̬͓͎̣̟̩̦͢ ͪ̂̀̆҉̳̘̝̺̀l͇̬̹̞̻̥͕̥̗̒̎ͩ̋ͥ͆e͙̭̭̠̣̠̊́ͩ̂̓̀ṃ̛̍̂͛̈̏o̠̪̪ͤ͗͘n̵͉̣ͭͧ̿ͧ͛̀s̷̠͑ͬͫͦ̅͡ ̸͐ͤ͘҉̦̺M̰̹͙͇ͮ̉ͫͅȦ̻̔̅̇̑ͭ͛͋͘K̠̻̫̤̇̀ͥE͂ͪ͏̱̤͚͕ ̞͔̜̬̑ͯ͑͢ͅŞ͔̦̩̳̣̖ͮ͊ͨA͈̓͂̈́̀̀̚͘C̡̠̟͉ͪ͆̔ͤ͂ͪR̬͙͕ͪ̀͠Ĩ̵̖͚̑̊̓́F͎͕̄Iͬͧ̀̂̑ͪ͟͏̴̪̤ͅC̢̰̝͓̗͛ͬ̔̍̓́́̚̚Ḙ̶̠̰̳̩̳̊ͭͮ̇̇̚̕S̻͖̣̰̒̈͟

it’s back

Satan lemon

every villain is lemons

And finally, dear listeners, a reminder; several concerned citizens have brought to the city’s attention an irregularity surrounding this summer’s citrus harvest. City council would like to remind all enterprising fruit pickers to exercise reasonable caution when acquiring these fruits. Grasp the fruit firmly around its circumference, pull slowly but steadily to avoid damaging the tree, and under no circumstances heed its demands of you. Do not acknowledge or obey the depraved whisperings of the demon fruit.

And now: The Weather.

(Source: sometimesoverwhelming, via purplebutt)

8 Sep 2014 Reblogged from nathansnightmares